10 Companies and Drivers They Really Ought to Sponsor
Posted by Genna | Posted in Brad Keselowski , Casey Mears , Jimmie Johnson , Joey Logano , Kevin Harvick , NASCAR , Opinion , Tony Stewart | Posted on 3/05/2009
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You, the people, have spoken, and I have answered. Here is what you wanted to see.
10. Rogaine and Kevin Harvick-
Do I really need to elaborate?
9. Waffle House and Greg Biffle- Because, let’s face it, a Biffle sounds like something you’d order at a Waffle House.
8. Slim Fast and Tony Stewart- I love Tony but the man seems to have an up and down relationship with weight loss.
7. Aflac and Joey Logano- Yes I know they’re Carl’s sponsor but the way this kid’s been smackin the wall, he’s gunna need that insurance.
6. Trojan Condoms and Casey Mears- Because as cute as she is, we don’t need another one of these:
4. InvisAlign and Brad Keselowski- Now I like the kid, don’t get me wrong, but he’s got a severe overbite that makes it kind of hard to take him really seriously when he’s on TV.
3. Burger King and Kasey Kahne- Because the boy needs to put on some weight.
2. Coppertone Sunscreen and Clint Bowyer- Have you ever noticed that this man can’t spend 5 minutes in the sun without his face becoming totally red?
1. Band-Aid and Jimmie Johnson- Ahh yeah, the man that surfs on golf carts and jams kitchen knives into his fingers. Way to go Jimmie. Way. To. Go.
*Thanks to Naomi for the Band-Aid suggestion*
Maybe the lbs that Tony takes off he can give to Kasey.
LMFAO joey does need aflac and be nice to brad!!! he had braces already
Haha! I love it. Trojans for Casey is my favorite.