You all know who I’m talking about. He’s got a lot going for him in the looks department but those brows have GOT to go. For the most part it looks like he takes care of himself but those eyebrows look like they belong on the forehead of Groucho Marx. You would think with his supermodel wife that he’d at least be able to pluck or even wax those babies.

What’s even worse is lately, he’s been sporting this half assed beard that’s something in between rugged mountain man and bum.

Do you remember Kevin Harvick’s fundraiser “Operation Wax Smoke”? I propose we have an “Operation Wax Eyebrows”. I mean just think of the money we could raise for charity if we were to wax Jimmie Johnson’s eyebrows and shave that ridiculous scruff off his face.

Who’s with me? Well if you’re still undecided, allow me to introduce Exhibit A into evidence:

And Exhibit B: